Are you still trying to get last minute Christmas shopping done? Are you or someone you know Australian? Did you recently visit Australia and forget to buy people souvenirs? Is there someone on your list that seems to have everything and you don’t know what to get them? Do you really love Crocodile Dundee?

Now is your chance to get those hard to find items you’ve been looking for! Here we have an assortment of fine products from the Land Down Under. These were given to us as wedding gifts. We would keep all of this stuff, but coincidentally we already have everything! How crazy is that? People, stick with the registries! Things like this wouldn’t happen.

This box of goods is especially good for a couple. Forget that Tumi wallet from Nordstroms, we have a man’s and woman’s wallet made from quality Australian leather. Your money will feel safer in these. Plus I bet your wallet doesn’t have an outline of a continent on it. You have a pretty lame wallet.

There are matching boomerangs! They’re not cheap Nerf copies, these are the real fuckin deal. There are even matching little kangaroos! Kids love these.

If you haven’t already started e-mailing me about purchasing the entire box, there’s more!


Do you ever sit in your living room or family room and think, “This room needs something,” but you don’t know what that something is? GENUINE AUSTRALIAN TANNED KANGAROO SKIN!! Hello? Kangaroo skin! Put it under your side tables or under that wine rack. Looks great on that classic Naguchi table! Or you could even get creative in the bedroom. Wink, wink! I won’t get too graphic, but you know what I’m thinking. Roleplay! What man or woman doesn’t get horned up seeing their partner draped in nothing but kangaroo skin? (Notice, I said partner because these are great for gays too!)
So if you’re contemplating buying this stuff, I think you should jump on it before someone else beats you to it. Don’t let the opportunity slip away. Here is what I’m thinking in terms of prices:
Keychains: $.50 ea (don’t mistake your keys for anyone else’s)
T-shirts: $5 ea (for when you’re not draped in just the kangaroo skins)
Hats: $5 ea (protects you from the sun, even in the US)
Coasters: $6 box (fits Fosters cans)
Pen/Keychain set: $7 (writes in Australian)
Kangaroos: Free (they’re fucking creepy looking)
Bags: $3 ea (perfect for carrying everything else in)
Genuine Australian Tanned Kangaroo Skin: $500 ea obo (you can’t get these anywhere)
Note: All of these items are great for white elephant gift exchanges since they’re under $10. Oh, except for the skin, but why would you give that away?
Cheers mate!
Here is a link to the craigslist ad. Edit: Looks like it was flagged and removed. I’ll never sell these things!