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I came across this site, Why the F* Do You Have A Kid? today. It is hilarious and sad at the time. To think that there are people out there like this.

Woman Hired Stripper to Impersonate Her at H.S. Reunion. I’m pretty sure one of my cousins went to that high school.

Andrea Wachner, 31, described her high school days as ‘competitive’ and ‘pressure filled’ and said couldn’t even imagine attending the reunion herself. So she hired an exotic dancer named ‘Cricket’ to go in her place.

Oh god, if my mom’s name was Anita Dick no one would ever know.

I guess this is good if you’re not afraid of STDs.