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To the woman that crapped in my car…

28 01 2009

To the woman that crapped in my car… (NE Portland)
Reply to: pers-1007823954@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-25, 8:53PM PST

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. – If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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I really don’t know what to say. I don’t have to say anything witty, just that I’m glad I’m not dating.



I love vegetables!

28 01 2009

Normally, I could care less what PETA has to say about anything. But when they use hot models to get their message across, I pay attention. Not that I listen to the message anyway.


‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad

I suddenly want a salad.



Apple without Steve Jobs?

21 01 2009

So you may have heard the news about Apple co-founder, Steve Jobs’ leave of absence for health reasons.

co-founder Steve Jobs announced yesterday that the illness he has downplayed for months even as it rendered him strikingly gaunt has turned out to be “more complex” and that he was taking a leave of absence from the company.

Steve Wozniak, Apple’s other co-founder, stated that Apple can go on without Jobs.

Wozniak also revealed that while Jobs is “very important” to Apple’s success and is “one careful mind that has a clear vision”, the tech company has “some incredible people that are followers of Steve himself and the Apple mentality”. Woziak said he felt these employees had learnt good techniques and could “carry on the culture of company while he [Jobs] is gone”.

My friend that works at Apple has sent me some prototype photos of a new Mac Powerbook that they’ve just started working on. He said they’ll be fine without their fearless leader.



Palm Pre vs Apple iPhone

15 01 2009

Engadget goes over a few aspects of the Pre that the iPhone lacks:

Push notifications
Apple was showing off what (at the time) seemed to be some pretty great push functionality back in June of last year, but since then Android and now webOS make Apple’s implementation seem decidedly dated — not to mention the fact that Apple still hasn’t launched the promised functionality. Apple needs to make notifications universal (for whatever service and wherever you are in the OS), easy to act on and informative but at the same time unobtrusive, and they’ve got a long way to go on all fronts.

Developer freedom, transparency

Happily, Apple seems to be getting better at this as we speak, allowing a bunch of Safari-alternatives through today that would’ve been previously seen as a violation of its “no duplicate functionality” policy. We also just spotted a CoPilot GPS app running live on an iPhone, and it seems unlikely that a major developer would do all that work if Apple wasn’t going to let it through the App Store. Still, Apple needs to do a better of job of being up front with developers, and stop making silly restrictions on the release of truly useful apps.

Multitasking

Apple only needs to look as far as the Jailbreak community to see some great multitasking in action, but hopefully it’s going to take a look at what Palm is doing with its “cards” method of switching through apps — quite similar to Apple’s own tabs interface for Safari — and give the people what they want.

Synergy contacts
Oddly enough, the Pre wasn’t the first time we saw a device running this sort of contacts integration, 3’s INQ1, a sorta-dumbphone from the UK, showed off this Synergy-style integration of social networking, IM and regular contact info last year. This isn’t a new concept, and shouldn’t be difficult to accomplish with most modern mobile operating systems, but for some reason Palm was the first company to manage to do this right in a smartphone OS — we hope Apple catches on quick.

IM integration

For a company that touts its own iChat app as one of the cornerstones of the desktop experience, Apple’s been strangely reluctant to integrate IM into the iPhone, instead leaning on 3rd party developers to do it. The Pre shows that IM shouldn’t be an afterthought, it should be tightly integrated into contacts and text messaging.

Ease of development with web standards

Granted, Mobile OS X has been widely touted for its ease of development, but we’re surprised that Apple hasn’t at least duplicated its own Dashboard Widgets — which are just little self-contained WebKit-powered modules, with some similarities to webOS apps, minus the deeper OS integration. Is there room for a compromise here? The App Store isn’t lacking for apps, but an increase in developers never hurt anyone.

Spotlight-style functionality

Another feature that Apple could’ve easily ripped straight from its desktop experience, but Palm beat them to the punch. As the iPhone is saddled with more contacts, emails, bookmarks and apps, a universal search seems like a really easy solution to the problem of complexity. If nothing else, Apple needs to look at the number of steps it takes to perform certain important functions like making calls — a bit less of bouncing in and out of the home screen could really do the body good.

Speed

We haven’t seen a final version of the Pre in action yet, but what we did see seemed really wicked fast. And this isn’t just about who can render the most FPS or scroll through a webpage better, this is about vehemently fighting off the general lag that can creep into an increasingly bloated operating system. Apple claims it’s staving off multitasking to keep the OS responsive, we’re wondering why our SMS screen is still loading.

Keyboard, removable battery
This isn’t software, so it’s sort of out of the purview of what we’re talking about here, but we like like physical keyboards, and we like the fact that Palm gives us the option. Some of us also like Apple’s touchscreen keyboard, so we wouldn’t mind Palm coming out with another device that just does touchscreen, and perhaps another keyboard device for the landscape-oriented among us. Since Palm doesn’t have a paralyzing fear of buttons, pretty much anything is possible. Oh, and that removable battery is Just Good Sense.



This will probably be my new phone.

14 01 2009

It’s been ages since I’ve gotten a new phone, probably 3 years. I used to be the guy who would get a new phone every year too. I suppose I just stopped caring. There aren’t really many compelling reasons not to get an iPhone these days. It truly is an amazing phone, but I don’t really want to switch carriers. I have Sprint and unlike many of my friends, I don’t hate it. I have the SERO plan which includes 1250 minutes, unlimited data, unlimited texting, nights starting at 7pm, etc… all for $50 per month. You really can’t beat that. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get a new phone without having to switch my plan.

Last week Palm introduced it’s latest phone, the Pre.

The Pre looks like it is going to be a pretty badass phone. Hopefully it will be $149 or cheaper as Engadget states. One of the coolest things is the optional charger. You just lay the phone on top of the base and it charges. I hope this comes out soon because I’m in dire need of a new smaller phone. My Treo 700wx is a pain to have in my pocket.



Drum & Bass party at a church.

9 01 2009

That might be the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Sure, it’s only been 9 days but still.

Apparently, that is just part one. I just found the rest of the series, part two and three:



Advertise on my bald head.

7 01 2009

ROFL!! Times are tough these days. Everyone has to find a way to make a buck!

advertise on my bald head – $100 (DC)
Reply to: sale-980137517@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-04, 5:09PM EST

advertise on my bald head for $100 per day

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I think I found my next laptop.

7 01 2009

I’m not an Apple sackrider but this is sweet!


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard



Free drugs at Wegmans!

6 01 2009

Sort of. Wegmans is offering free antibiotics. Apparently Giant offered to do this last week, but I don’t care because I like Wegmans better.

Wegmans > Whole Foods > * > Giant > Safeway > Bloom.

Rochester, N.Y.-based Wegmans, which has opened several stores in the Washington area in the last two years, said in its announcement that the free prescription program would cover up to a 14-day supply of nine generic oral antibiotics from now until March 31.

I wish I could have some free Ritalin instead.






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