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Please stop making those ads. They are not funny.

I keep hearing these radio ads for “The Most Interesting Man in the World.” Here are some examples describing said man:

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

Apparently there are video ads too. I’m not going to post them because I don’t want to waste your time. If you really want to watch some more unfunny stuff, go here. It sounds like this guy just wants to be Chuck Norris.