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i need somebody to rent a car for me ill pay you – $150 (ronald reagan airport)
Reply to: sale-815253038@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-27, 12:27PM EDT

i have a drivers license i turn 18 tomorrow but i have no credit card
nor does anybody round me
ill pay you the money to go get it and den 50 extra for doin it
please get at me
i really want to rent this car for my b day wekend i have crazy money
i jus dnt have a credit card and they dnt accept debit cards

This is priceless. This guy is a box of rocks. Whoever does it for him is…well, a bigger box of rocks.

It’s all over if Nike sponsors Kimbo Slice. Say it ain’t so!

Kid Rock Vetoes Celebrity Political Endorsements – Kid Rock : People.com

Although I don’t really care for Kid Rock, this is one of the smartest things a celebrity has said:

“I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics,” the rap-rock musician, 37, tells CMT Insider.

“Because at the end of the day,” he goes on to say, “I’m good at writing songs and singing. What I’m not educated in is the field of political science. And so for me to be sharing my views and influencing people of who I think they should be voting for … I think would be very irresponsible on my part.”

I don’t really get endorsements because I don’t base my opinions on what other people like. What’s good for someone else is not always good for me. If you do base your opinion on what someone else thinks, consider yourself a mindless follower.

Please stop making those ads. They are not funny.

I keep hearing these radio ads for “The Most Interesting Man in the World.” Here are some examples describing said man:

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

Apparently there are video ads too. I’m not going to post them because I don’t want to waste your time. If you really want to watch some more unfunny stuff, go here. It sounds like this guy just wants to be Chuck Norris.