vaburbia

Seriously, who the hell steals trashcans? I went home for lunch today and noticed that ours was missing. This is the second time our trashcan has gone M.I.A. This time I can’t blame my sister-in-law.

The trash company distributes one to every house in the neighborhood. Now that this one is gone, there are probably two asshats in our neighborhood that have two cans. I wouldn’t be as upset if someone stole our recycle bin. At least then it’d mean someone is going out of their way to save the environment. When I get my hands on another receptacle, I’m going to write our house number all over that mofo.

This is my first post of 2008 and it had to be about trash.